- If you are about to have an important party, it really annoys your wife if you burn out the blender motor and stink up the house.
- Cat pee can ruin your printer.
- If Spiderman suddenly shows up at a kid's party, the kids can become deafening. (And my five-year-old daughter will hide).
- If you study history, you realize your life could be a lot worse. (You really don't want to be a slave in ancient Rome or Greece).
- Dog's like to walk, no matter the temperature outside.
- If your dog eats bird seed, cleaning up dog poop becomes a disgusting chore. Um, okay, more disgusting.
- Laundry doesn't fold itself, even if you wait a long time. (But I'm willing to give it another chance).
- Just because you are fixing something, doesn't mean your kids aren't breaking something else. Right now.
Just a few insights. Take them as truth.
